Daddy's Domain: Enter at your own peril (or with snacks).
This plush black doormat screams "business as usual, kiddos," with a soft undertone of "coffee, please." Made for weary heroes battling spreadsheets and rogue Legos, it's the first line of defense against sticky fingers and surprise meetings.
Low-profile for seamless door swings, high-impact for maximum "don't bother Dad" vibes. It's the gift that keeps on giving (silence, mostly).
