The WFH Hotline

Hey there, fellow dungeon dweller of the home-office-verse! ☕️

Stuck navigating the labyrinthine hallways of our website? Lost in the filing cabinet of questions? Fear not, weary traveler, for you've stumbled upon the oasis of assistance!

Before you unleash the wrath of a thousand carrier pigeons, (Sharon's already got a flock trained, so tread carefully) take a deep breath and peruse our FAQs. There, you might find the answer to your existential dread, disguised as product specs or return policies. ✨

But alas, if the FAQs are as barren as the office snack cabinet after 3pm, fret not! Drop your email into the form below, and prepare to embark on a thrilling email rollercoaster. Just like that printer always jamming on Fridays, our reply times may vary from "instant" (think caffeine IV drip) to "geological" (think Sharon trying to remember your name). ⚡️

In the meantime, feel free to drown your sorrows in lukewarm coffee and passive-aggressive Post-it notes. We'll get to you eventually, probably before the TPS reports revolt.

So, spill the beans (or the toner)! What digital demons haunt your inbox? We're here to vanquish them with the power of sarcasm and duct tape. 🩹

P.S. Please, for the love of all things ergonomic, double-check your email address. Sending your woes to Tim's cat meme archive won't do anyone any favors.